Jimmy Abbott

JIMMYJim is an appendix-less ex-valet that hails from Flint, Michigan. His upbringing led to an affinity for chubby point guards after watching local “Flintstone” Mateen Cleaves and Khalid El-Amin battle for his heart with their bellies. Besides heavyset backcourts, Jim enjoys fine ice creams and “Cheers” re-runs. He is a golf enthusiast who has never had a hole-in-one and local pundits say never will. He is also one of the few remaining Ashanti fans and has true admiration for broadcaster Ian Eagle.

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